El Chupacabra

I didn't like this movie for two reasons. It didn't seem to go anywhere, it made no sense, it was slow, the acting was forced, zombies don't move like the monkeys from the sequal to The Wizard of Oz... OH WAIT! That's more than two.

Well, at least we got a few good laughs near the end that pretty much redeemed the hour of boredom and frustration leading up to it. One involved a strange scene in which the lead actor ripped a wig of his girlfriend and held a gun to her. I'm not sure why nor did I know she was wearing a wig. All the while her kid was watching, which I was unaware she had. The other enjoyment came from the alcoholic, crack addicted protagonists interaction with a mentally handicapped boy. We never thought he would punch the kid in the head, but he did.

Charles Bronson

THIS MOVIE WAS HORRIBLE FOR THE FIRST THREE QUARTERS OF IT. BUT THEY THREW IN A CRAZY RETARD DURING THE END OF THE MOVIE WHICH MADE IT BE A GREAT WATCH. I RECOMMEND IT FOR FAMILY VIEWING.