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Chinango (2002)
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| Running Time: | 90 min. |
| Movie Rating: | PG-13 |
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El Chupacabra
Probably my favourite latin-american chop socky english subtitled kung-fu movie filmed entirely in 16mm in the beautiful bowl of smog that is Mexico city. Also the only latin-american chop socky english subtitled kung-fu movie I have ever seen.
China + (latin) Tango = CHINANGO
Eberts Thumb
If you find your grandfather's medallion in a field and it gives you invincible lightning powers, DON'T TAKE IT OFF! Otherwise you'll get beaten up in the park, beaten up by your cheating girlfriend, chased by the latin Don Deluise, and have the medallion stolen.
The Good: Hot latin and asian girls. Although you don't see any of them naked.
The Bad: The fighting. Nothing looks like it actually connects. Ever.
The Ugly: Mexican Guile masterbating.
Charles Bronson
HOLY MOLY I AM STILL CONFUSED WITH THE ENDING. DID CHINANGO DIE OR DID HE JUST TAKE A NAP WITH THAT WOMAN ON TOP OF THE BUILDING? AT LEAST THERE WAS A MIDGET IN THE MOVIE. IF YOU KNOW THE MOVIE IS GOING TO BLOW MAKE SURE YOU THROW IN A MIDGET FOR SOME LAUGHS.
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