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Into the Sun (2005)
Action, Drama, Foreign
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Average Reviewer Ratings | |
| Entertainment: 82% | B-Movieness: 50% |
| Quality: 88% | Regret: 15% |
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Seagal, in one of his better recent attempts, turns out an interesting, if convoluted, yarn about the Yakuza and their attempt at a union with a Hong Kong business man and his import/export empire.
| Running Time: | 97 min. |
| Movie Rating: | R |
| Country of Origin: | Japan |
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Charles Bronson
INTO THE 3.99 BIN AT YOUR LOCAL WALMART.
WHAT GOES THROUGH STEVEN SEAGAL'S HEAD WHEN WRITING A MOVIE ABOUT HIMSELF. I MUST BE UNSTOPPABLE, CHECK. PEOPLE MUST BRAG ABOUT MY CHARACTER, CHECK. I MUST BE KNOWN AS THE GREATEST LOVER AND FIGHTER OF ALL TIMES, CHECK. AND MUST BE EX-CIA AGENT, CHECK. BUT SEAGAL YOU FORGOT A COUPLE OF THINGS THOUGH, HOW ABOUT A PLOT, DECENT ACTING AND MAYBE SOME REALIZATION. A FAT OVERWEIGHT SEAGAL DOING A TRIPLE FLIP IN THE AIR AND THEN A BACK KICK TO KNOCK SOME GUYS HEAD OFF IS NOT TOO REALISTIC TO ME. THOUGH FUNNY BUT NOT REALISTIC. JUST IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THIS MOVIE BUT YOU GET THE PICTURE. LAST THING I WANT TO NOTE IS WHY IN HELL DO YOU HAVE ONLY ONE EMOTION IN ALL YOUR MOVIES? HAVE YOU EVER SMILED IN YOUR LIFE SEAGAL? IN THIS MOVIE HIS LOVER WAS MURDERED BUT DO YOU SEE SEAGAL GET ANGRY OR EVEN CRY, NOPE. JUST STONED COLD. YOU MIGHT WANT TO SEE SOMEONE ABOUT THAT.
ANYWAY THIS MOVIE IS GREAT FOR A GOOD LAUGH, ENJOY.
| Charles Bronson's Ratings | |
| Entertainment: 82% | B-Movieness: 50% |
| Quality: 88% | Regret: 15% |
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