If you have to watch Phantom of the Opera then watch the version with the guy who played Freddy Krueger. Although he doesn't have knives coming out of his hand, he still knows how to creep the shit out of chicks.

All the worlds children fall into seizure-ridden comas. Ten years pass as school gymnasiums fill with beds containing now adolescent vegetables. But then the vegetables wake up and they proceed to make applesauce of the world's adults.

An abandoned trailer park, redneck demons from hell, stranded high school students. Yep, that's pretty much the gist of it.

Our favorite inbred Appalachian family are up to their crazy hijinks again. This time around, a sleazy reality TV producer and his non-douche bag girlfriend are joined by a group of contestants trying to play a game of survival. But they don't expect the game to become a real life struggle against some backwoods cannibals bent on protecting their land, amassing a collection of sweet rides, and using their supple flesh to make delciious sausages! Luckily, someone was smart enough to invite Henry Rollins along and he hates sausage.