A super-sized, man-eating crocodile stalks the banks of a river in south Africa. When an American news team is sent to capture the legendary beast they accidentally film an execution by a local warlord, which puts them between and rock and a huge-ass crocodile.

Those kooky electromagnetic wavelength spectres are back and this time they are using a disenfranchised, but headstrong teenager to prevent their imminent desctruction. Also, red tape still keeps them out and they can travel through the cellular network and pwer utilities that are somehow still functioning after 10 years of neglect.

The bugs are back and so is Casper Van Dien.

A monstrous sized crocodile breaks out of the Earths crust in order to lay eggs in a highway picnic area. When a scientific research team steals some eggs in order to learn the secrets of the crocodiles almost impervious hide and to make the worlds largest omelette, the creature gets super pissed and heads to Los Angeles to get them back.

A young archeologist races to find the final piece of an ancient Egyptian tablet that is fabled to contain the secret to opening a gateway to the underworld. He is pursued by his nemesis, a rival archeologist who has stolen the first three pieces from under him. Almost three hours later, does anybody really care if the world is consumed by poorly rendered flying gargoyles? Nope... Damn TV mini-series at Blockbuster!

All the worlds children fall into seizure-ridden comas. Ten years pass as school gymnasiums fill with beds containing now adolescent vegetables. But then the vegetables wake up and they proceed to make applesauce of the world's adults.

After many years attempting to find life elsewhere in the universe, one of Earth's outbound messages reaches an inhabited planet. Unfortunately, the inhabitants happen to be extremely hostile robots and thousands of them are dispatched to Earth to exterminate all humans. Luckily, the robots turn out to be extremely inefficient at this task and after 300 years, the remnants of the human race are still mounting a resistance. The remaining Terran forces scrape together a poorly trained group of bad actors, lesbians, and friends of the director and hatch a plan that will save the earth and allow you to watch 40 minutes of terrible computer animation.