A secret US Navy experiment to render a destroyer escort invisible to human observers (i.e., the Philadelphia Experiment) does not produce a cloaking device, but instead a method of time travel.  The result is a team of military personnel stranded in 100 million BC. Now it's up to an aging scientist who looks a bit like Robert Englund, guilt-ridden after being spared the first voyage, to mount a rescue operation with the worst S.E.A.L. team ever (the S is for Special).

In a continuation the Alien versus Predator franchise, a ship carrying an Alien-infected predator crash lands in a heavily wooded area in the United States. The resulting predalien makes fans of the two movie universes giggle like school girls. Meanwhile, the citizens of Gunnison, Colorado are caught in an absolute shit storm as the predalien and his cronies duke it out with a Predator warrior. Cats are eaten, flower beds are trampled, the town is nuked. An average day for this sleepy, small town.

Aliens invade a field and an underpass and a sewer. Nobody cares.

Steven Seagal does his very best ventriloquist impersonation while attempting to stop European super soldier alien zombies.

You are not dreaming, killer sheep have indeed taken over a large New Zealand ranch thanks to genetic experimentation gone awry. Will the meek brother with a sheep phobia save the ranch from the evil designs of his domineering brother who seemingly wants to create a very fuckable breed of sheep, but accidentally creates a carnivorous strain in the process? Does anybody really care after seeing a sheep tackle a man like Kevin Greene?

In the not-too-distant future following the sub-prime mortgage bubble, the collapse of the financial sector, and the merging of the Big 3 into the largest producer of quality shower rings, economic turmoil is widespread and jobs are few and far between. The hottest thing on the tubes is Death Race, a show that pits convicted felons and their vehicles of destruction against one another in a contest where the losers end up dead (or at least badly maimed).

When a sleazy journalist and her camera crew visit a small Welsh island to interview a woman who claims pregnant with an alien baby, they get more than they bargain for from a group of Alien Overlords. Then the Alien Overloard get more than they bargained for from some local Welsh farmers. Then the Welsh farmers get more than they bargained for from the Alien Overlords. Then the Alien Overlords get more than they bargained for from a combine.

Some military misfits unleash an experimental biological weapon on a small town turning much of the populace into brain-eating zombies. It's up to a go-go dancer with a machine gun for a leg (you heard right!) to stop the infection at the source. Sweet!

Is there anything the army can't turn into a super-soldier experiment gone awry? Well, in this iteration of the oft-used plot device some scientists have created giant, killer spiders and despite the theory that the cold would keep them from escaping, the spiders take leave of their creators, but not before dismembering them, and begin terrorizing the local ski resort. Didn't anyone wonder why 4 pairs of tube-socks went missing from the nearby Wal-Mart?

A meteorite containing an alien organism crashes into a thousand year old mammoth that is encased in ice and on display in a small town museum. With nothing better to do, the organism reanimates the now extinct behemoth and, using ninja like skills, ruins a teenage rave. Yes, we're serious, that is the gist...