Dolph Lundgren and his crack team of security experts must protect a high level meeting between the US and a suspected terrorist in order to uncover a plot to overthow the president of the United States (played by Jerry Springer no less)

If you have to watch Phantom of the Opera then watch the version with the guy who played Freddy Krueger. Although he doesn't have knives coming out of his hand, he still knows how to creep the shit out of chicks.

A cop from New Orleans becomes a border patrol agent trying to stop suicide drug mules from crossing the border and rednecks from touching his rabbit.

In Van Damme's best performance in over a decade he deconstructs the life of a corrupt, heroine addicted cop who hypocritically likes to rat on the corrupt cops around him. Nothing a good ol' coma can't help. When he wakes up he decides to try and mend his relationship with his ex-wife and kick his drug habit.

When employees of a local Arbys get Seagal's order wrong ("I wanted that Beef n' Cheddar WITH bacon!") he goes on a rampage, killing all those involved in his son's murder.

A group of young offenders is sent off to an island to spend time roughing it in complete isolation as punishment following the suicide of one of their bunkmates whom some of the detainees bullied mercilessly. When they get to the island they realize that they're not alone as the bullies become the bullied.