Steven Seagal does his very best ventriloquist impersonation while attempting to stop European super soldier alien zombies.

During the Spanish Inquisition, Christopher Lamber must uncover an insidous plot to usurp the governor while keeping his Jewish ancestry a secret.

A mentally disturbed and disenfranchised stunt driver with a penchant for young, attractive women stalks and murders a handful of them with his 1970's muscle car. His next group of female targets do not oblige him so readily his second time around.

A delightful, young man in prison gets himself transferred to be closer to his girlfriend. Unfortunately a prison riot breaks out during a conjugal visit and it's up to Bill Goldberg to save everyone even though he justs wants to save himself.

Hitman shoots at bad guys. Bad guys die. Some sort of plot to install an imposter as president of Russia gets foiled in the process.

Nine strangers are locked in a house and the last one alive will be given $5 million. Saw meets Cube!

Seagal, in one of his better recent attempts, turns out an interesting, if convoluted, yarn about the Yakuza and their attempt at a union with a Hong Kong business man and his import/export empire.

In what can only be described as Jean-Claude Van Damme's better dramatic performances, he plays himself in a movie that melds a fictional bank heist with an autobiographical traetment of JCVD's fall from a sought after Hollywood action star to a B-movie regular.

Detective Jacob King, a man with a troubled past and present, must stop a duo of serial killers before they can strike again, which they do anyways, but then he stops them... Oh no wait, they killed someone else... Okay, okay, then they die.