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A recently discharged marine gets repeatedly struck in the head, blown up, and shot at, but nothing can stop him from getting his wife back from a gang of diamond thieves who have fled into the Louisianna Bayou.
Viewed: 754 times User Rating: Vote now! Reviewers: Eberts Thumb Charles Bronson El Chupacabra Crap Bag Reviewer Ratings: Entertainment: 78% B-Movieness: 72% Quality: 86% Regret: 27% |
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Best Western meets gateway to hell except hell is really boring in this case. Lady! Ask for a new room!
Viewed: 1189 times User Rating: Vote now! Reviewers: El Chupacabra Charles Bronson Reviewer Ratings: Entertainment: 12% B-Movieness: 84% Quality: 19% Regret: 78% |
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Viewed: 1392 times User Rating: Vote now! Reviewers: El Chupacabra Eberts Thumb Charles Bronson Reviewer Ratings: Entertainment: 72% B-Movieness: 80% Quality: 68% Regret: 29% |
A cop from New Orleans becomes a border patrol agent trying to stop suicide drug mules from crossing the border and rednecks from touching his rabbit.
Viewed: 860 times User Rating: Vote now! Reviewers: Coming soon... Reviewer Ratings: Entertainment: 72% B-Movieness: 80% Quality: 68% Regret: 29% |
After many years attempting to find life elsewhere in the universe, one of Earth's outbound messages reaches an inhabited planet. Unfortunately, the inhabitants happen to be extremely hostile robots and thousands of them are dispatched to Earth to exterminate all humans. Luckily, the robots turn out to be extremely inefficient at this task and after 300 years, the remnants of the human race are still mounting a resistance. The remaining Terran forces scrape together a poorly trained group of bad actors, lesbians, and friends of the director and hatch a plan that will save the earth and allow you to watch 40 minutes of terrible computer animation.
Viewed: 1456 times User Rating: Vote now! Reviewers: El Chupacabra Crap Bag Charles Bronson Reviewer Ratings: Entertainment: 77% B-Movieness: 98% Quality: 34% Regret: 35% |
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In Van Damme's best performance in over a decade he deconstructs the life of a corrupt, heroine addicted cop who hypocritically likes to rat on the corrupt cops around him. Nothing a good ol' coma can't help. When he wakes up he decides to try and mend his relationship with his ex-wife and kick his drug habit.
Viewed: 941 times User Rating: Vote now! Reviewers: Charles Bronson El Chupacabra Crap Bag Reviewer Ratings: Entertainment: 78% B-Movieness: 82% Quality: 73% Regret: 21% |
When employees of a local Arbys get Seagal's order wrong ("I wanted that Beef n' Cheddar WITH bacon!") he goes on a rampage, killing all those involved in his son's murder.
Viewed: 770 times User Rating: Vote now! Reviewers: El Chupacabra Eberts Thumb Reviewer Ratings: Entertainment: 35% B-Movieness: 67% Quality: 55% Regret: 55% |
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Viewed: 1080 times User Rating: Vote now! Reviewers: El Chupacabra Eberts Thumb Charles Bronson Crap Bag Reviewer Ratings: Entertainment: 49% B-Movieness: 85% Quality: 69% Regret: 48% |
Viewed: 1103 times User Rating: 1/10 Reviewers: Eberts Thumb El Chupacabra Charles Bronson Reviewer Ratings: Entertainment: 41% B-Movieness: 99% Quality: 1% Regret: 89% |
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Viewed: 1303 times User Rating: 7/10 Reviewers: El Chupacabra Charles Bronson Reviewer Ratings: Entertainment: 77% B-Movieness: 49% Quality: 78% Regret: 16% |