John Rambo reluctantly returns to the fight when a group of aid workers are kidnapped by the nearby Burmese junta who enjoy playing find the mine in the paddy field and smoking expensive Cuban cigars.

Zombies created from secret experiments in Russia are released by the most retarded group of teenangers ever. Thankfully, many of them are eaten.

Van Damme partakes in the Romanian version of the Alamo, but instead of Mexicans, he must fend of a terrorist army. All that stand between the two are the walls of the U.S. embassy and Van Damme's round house kick.

From the back cover: "SHADOW: DEAD RIOT is a unique stylistic fusion of Asian-style action, zombie horror and women’s prison drama."

The bugs are back and so is Casper Van Dien.

A monstrous sized crocodile breaks out of the Earths crust in order to lay eggs in a highway picnic area. When a scientific research team steals some eggs in order to learn the secrets of the crocodiles almost impervious hide and to make the worlds largest omelette, the creature gets super pissed and heads to Los Angeles to get them back.