Detective Jacob King, a man with a troubled past and present, must stop a duo of serial killers before they can strike again, which they do anyways, but then he stops them... Oh no wait, they killed someone else... Okay, okay, then they die.

Stephen Baldwin, with the help of his female pilot, must find Christopher Columbus' hidden treasure on a tropical island before it falls into the wrong hands and before an oncoming tsunami washes it away forever.

A meteorite containing an alien organism crashes into a thousand year old mammoth that is encased in ice and on display in a small town museum. With nothing better to do, the organism reanimates the now extinct behemoth and, using ninja like skills, ruins a teenage rave. Yes, we're serious, that is the gist...

Two words... Chuck Norris. And he's heading back to Vietnam to rescue American POWs from an corrupt Vietnamese general.

Two words... Chuck Norris. And this time he's in Vietnam as a POW in an evil general's jungle camp.

"Matt is an elite ex-cop whose life has gone down hill since he was kicked off the Force. After a rough encounter with a mysterious henchman...", blah, blah, blah... It's Steven Seagal. Does the story really matter?

Postal Dude and his cult leader Uncle concoct a scheme to get rich. Unfortunately, and bizarrely, the Taliban have the same idea and both sides end up facing off causing mayhem and the death of many school-aged children in the normally quiet streets of Paradise. Uwe Boll strikes again...

A super-sized, man-eating crocodile stalks the banks of a river in south Africa. When an American news team is sent to capture the legendary beast they accidentally film an execution by a local warlord, which puts them between and rock and a huge-ass crocodile.