A secret US Navy experiment to render a destroyer escort invisible to human observers (i.e., the Philadelphia Experiment) does not produce a cloaking device, but instead a method of time travel.  The result is a team of military personnel stranded in 100 million BC. Now it's up to an aging scientist who looks a bit like Robert Englund, guilt-ridden after being spared the first voyage, to mount a rescue operation with the worst S.E.A.L. team ever (the S is for Special).

In a complete bastardization of Jules Verne's classic story, Lorenzo Lamas leads a crew aboard an experimental U.S. Navy deep dive submarine to rescue the crew of a downed U.S. nuclear sub. They find more than they bargain for, but at no point does Lorenzo's hair not look friggin" sweet!

Steven Seagal does his very best ventriloquist impersonation while attempting to stop European super soldier alien zombies.

During the Spanish Inquisition, Christopher Lamber must uncover an insidous plot to usurp the governor while keeping his Jewish ancestry a secret.

In the not-too-distant future following the sub-prime mortgage bubble, the collapse of the financial sector, and the merging of the Big 3 into the largest producer of quality shower rings, economic turmoil is widespread and jobs are few and far between. The hottest thing on the tubes is Death Race, a show that pits convicted felons and their vehicles of destruction against one another in a contest where the losers end up dead (or at least badly maimed).