A secret US Navy experiment to render a destroyer escort invisible to human observers (i.e., the Philadelphia Experiment) does not produce a cloaking device, but instead a method of time travel.  The result is a team of military personnel stranded in 100 million BC. Now it's up to an aging scientist who looks a bit like Robert Englund, guilt-ridden after being spared the first voyage, to mount a rescue operation with the worst S.E.A.L. team ever (the S is for Special).

In a complete bastardization of Jules Verne's classic story, Lorenzo Lamas leads a crew aboard an experimental U.S. Navy deep dive submarine to rescue the crew of a downed U.S. nuclear sub. They find more than they bargain for, but at no point does Lorenzo's hair not look friggin" sweet!

Aliens invade a field and an underpass and a sewer. Nobody cares.

A monstrous sized crocodile breaks out of the Earths crust in order to lay eggs in a highway picnic area. When a scientific research team steals some eggs in order to learn the secrets of the crocodiles almost impervious hide and to make the worlds largest omelette, the creature gets super pissed and heads to Los Angeles to get them back.

Lance Henriksen is looking to find a long lost treasure that Leonardo Da Vinci left clues to before his death. In his way is a man-woman team that have very little respect for ancient religious artifacts and may have skimmed "Archeology for Dummies".

Four party girls pick up a stranger on their way to Vegas. In what turns out to be the worst decision ever, the hitchhiker, still angry about being dumped, drugs them in order to teach them about trust and love. Unfortunately, his lesson plan involves stabbing them, shooting them, and running them down with a Dodge Ram extend-a-cab.

After many years attempting to find life elsewhere in the universe, one of Earth's outbound messages reaches an inhabited planet. Unfortunately, the inhabitants happen to be extremely hostile robots and thousands of them are dispatched to Earth to exterminate all humans. Luckily, the robots turn out to be extremely inefficient at this task and after 300 years, the remnants of the human race are still mounting a resistance. The remaining Terran forces scrape together a poorly trained group of bad actors, lesbians, and friends of the director and hatch a plan that will save the earth and allow you to watch 40 minutes of terrible computer animation.