A town is flooded by a new dam project whose real intention is to seal an unholy gateway to Hell, which was sending the local townsfolk into spells of sinful libations. All that prevents the dam from bursting and releasing an army of darkness is a couple journalists and a really bad babysitter. Somehow, Hell still loses.

You are not dreaming, killer sheep have indeed taken over a large New Zealand ranch thanks to genetic experimentation gone awry. Will the meek brother with a sheep phobia save the ranch from the evil designs of his domineering brother who seemingly wants to create a very fuckable breed of sheep, but accidentally creates a carnivorous strain in the process? Does anybody really care after seeing a sheep tackle a man like Kevin Greene?

During the Spanish Inquisition, Christopher Lamber must uncover an insidous plot to usurp the governor while keeping his Jewish ancestry a secret.

Spend an agonizing and very graphic 42 minutes with an extremely creepy Japanese guy as he anesthetizes a woman he has kidnapped and slowly severs each of her limbs. If you do not find this movie creepy and disturbing then there may be a dead hooker under your bed already.

Nine strangers are locked in a house and the last one alive will be given $5 million. Saw meets Cube!

Seagal, in one of his better recent attempts, turns out an interesting, if convoluted, yarn about the Yakuza and their attempt at a union with a Hong Kong business man and his import/export empire.

In what can only be described as Jean-Claude Van Damme's better dramatic performances, he plays himself in a movie that melds a fictional bank heist with an autobiographical traetment of JCVD's fall from a sought after Hollywood action star to a B-movie regular.

A squad of Korean soldiers are sent out to an area of Vietnam known by the military as R-point. Their mission, better late than never, is to find a group of soldiers that have been missing for several months and were presumed dead. Instead of their comrades, they stumble across an abandoned building and a supernatural force that speaks French and wears female clothes.

A Londoner named Dennis hopes to win back his ex-girlfriend by running in a marathon against his rival, his ex-girlfriend's current flame. But don't worry, the guy's an asshole.