What the BMDB recommends to complete a crappy movie.

Note: This article was written by Crap Bag. Please excuse ass grammar.

Beverages:

• Mountain Dew-kills the sperm and keeps you awake thru the crap
  
• Crab Juice-causes you to vomit which excuses from watching the movie
  
• Coke a Cola-its soda favoured coffee
  
• Protein Shake-
• Dr. Pepper.-

Snacks:

• Popcorn-its like cocaine for the movie going public
  
• Granolabars-
• Yogurt-
• Peanutbutter Bannana Sandwich-?

Candy:

• Nibs-mini twizzlers
  
• Reeses Pieces-Reese Peanut Butter cups in pill form
  
• Nerds-what happens when you mix food colouring with sugar